Enjoying San Francisco as a
backdrop, the ghosts in Diane’s 150-year old Victorian home augment the chorus
in her head. With insomnia as their catalyst, these voices have become
multifarious characters that haunt her well into the sun’s crowning hours,
refusing to let go until they have manipulated her into succumbing to their
whims. Her experiences as an actress, business owner, artisan cake designer,
software project manager, Internet radio disc jockey, vintage rock n’ roll
journalist/fan girl, and lover of dark and quirky personalities influence her
idiosyncratic writing.
Why I Dig Ghosts
By Diane Rinella
(Get it? Come on, that title is funny! Okay, maybe not.)
Ghost used to appear frequently in literature as mysterious
creatures. Today they are almost a joke that is thrown in when all else fails.
Did you write yourself into a hole by killing off the only person who knows
where the life-saving vial of antidote is buried? Summon his ghost. Can’t find
your keys? Blame your unseen housemate. Feeling lame for pinching some hot
guy’s gorgeous ass? Clearly the café you are in is haunted.
Ghosts are real, just ask anyone who owns a Victorian-era
home or who has worked in structure built before World War II. I used to work
in a candy shop that has been in existence for over sixty years. While there
were certainly naysayers among us, several workers had seen, and could provide
nearly identical descriptions of, apparitional women whom would manifest
randomly. Whenever I would work early mornings, a bun-haired woman in a white
blouse and blue skirt would stand at the end of the kitchen and watch as I
decorated confections. I would talk to her, though she never spoke back. I
often wondered her story. How endearing would be if she were seeking the love
she left behind? Maybe her grandson worked there and she was watching out for
him. The possibilities were endless.
The author in me sees that ghosts can totally be messed with.
I can pop Genghis Kahn into modern day San Francisco among drag queens, and
it’s totally acceptable. I can also take a character who had a pacifist demeanor
while alive (similar to say, Ghandi,) and have them be brutally murdered by an
evil creature who came into their home and slaughtered their family as they
watched, only to then rip out that person’s veins one by one until they died in
agony. I can then use that as an excuse to spin their personality into one more
nefarious. (Ah! The art of authorly manipulation is a beautiful thing!)
Then there is the personal side. Any one from history can
haunt me. I mean, if I told you that Vincent Moratta (the inventor of Mr.
Coffee) hung out with me on a regular basis, could you really dispute it?
Lastly, let us not lose site of what is really important.
Unlike turning into a werewolf or shape shifter, becoming a ghost is an
obtainable goal, for which you should be grateful. You know how it is when you
are trying to leave town for Thanksgiving but know that at the end of the long
drive you are stuck dealing with your parents? You wouldn’t exactly mind
staying behind a little longer to gas up the car, would you? Why would
traveling after death be any different? Simply go ghostly, hang out, and catch
a movie (or five hundred) first. Better yet, go pop in on your favorite
celebrity and watch him in the shower. If you can master the art of touch, go
ahead, make his day.
In my next novel, Scary Modsters… and Creepy Freaks, the
ghost of a rock star gets summoned by his fangirl and love blooms. With all that
we know about ghosts, who’s to say it can’t happen?
love your books Diane and i want MY Christopher!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLove this and hope to see the cover of your new book SOON!!!!
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ReplyDeleteAhhh, don't have anything
ReplyDeleteI see dead people....ssssppppppooooookkkkkyyyyy;) I must read this book
ReplyDeleteI <3 spooky!
I love books and movies about haunted places!
ReplyDeleteCrystal is my life blog partner. Scary.
ReplyDeleteI remember watching a show years ago and I think it was called 'Rose Red.' That was definitely something and spooky.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giveaway.